We should all devote the necessary time and effort to becoming proficient in the brutal art of the comeback. Few things in life are as fulfilling as destroying someone totally and totally with your wit, snappiness, and banter. And if you combine this with some good ol’ fashioned common sense and logic? You truly are a legend.
1. Red Shirts
Raven Sheridan said: “God I love George Takei!” For correct reasons apparently. Who knew George Takei had such savage comebacks?
2. This One is Important
Michelle M said: “Thank you, Hammad.” Please remember that rape is never the victim’s fault. Anything like this is besides the point.
3. Women Are People Too
Samantha Lomb said: “Good for him for correcting the reporter“. Let’s give sportswomen the appreciation they deserve.
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4. Yes, The Answer Is Yes
Hannah Edwards said: “Solid burn“. According to the first poster’s logic, white people can also be terrorists! And that would not be a flaw, actually.
5. Who Doesn’t Love Irony?
Raven Sheridan said: “Boom! Mic drop. 🎤“. We’ll send some ice for that comeback. Also, mind your own business, no need to criticize others for their beliefs if they don’t do any harm to you.
6. Far Too Many People See The Answer To This As Being “Yes”
Michelle M said: “Should this even be debated? There’s seriously no hope for humanity“. Disabled people need to be paid fairly too. Why should they not be?
7. The Media Makes It To Be A Feel Good Story Instead of A Dystopian Nightmare
Michelle M said: “And go-fund me accounts are now the people’s saviour.” Public Citizen might be one of our favorite accounts.
8. You’re An Asstrovert
Michelle M said: “Asstrovert. Now lives in my personal dictionary.” Let’s all stop shaming introverts or even extroverts. Everyone has their preferences.
9. Let’s All Make A Pledge
Lav Oravaf said: “epic“. Climate change is a real concern. However, an irresponsible multi-billion dollar oil company with horrible records of spillage should be the last entity to talk about it to the common person.
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10. Don’t B Confused
Grumble O’Pug said: “A phone is essential for accessing a lot of info.” We all agree that phones are important. Moreover, the cost of a phone is minuscule to the cost of any kind of shelter.
11. More Covid-19 Experts
Grumble O’Pug said: “*passes the aloe for the 3rd degree burn*“. The pandemic wasn’t a joke. It’s high time we stop treating it as such.
12. What Do We Think of This?
Helen Haley said: “All kinds of yes to the reply.” Spend your money however you want, people! At the risk of stereotyping, we must say that the first comment reeks of a generation gap.
13. Columbus Day
Vermillion Ace #443 joked: “🤣 That reply has some zing to it, anyone know where I can find that spice?“. We all found that reply hilarious.
14. Murdered By Wit
Vasana Phong said: “Burn… wait til you land though“. Also, sometimes, there’s a lot of things worse than “no” that can be said.
15. We Like The Second Guy’s Energy
QueenMiri said: “This!“. We’d assume people would be more compassionate and aware in 2024. Then again, to be fair, these are quite mature experiences.
16. Classic Karen
Angela B said: “Such a good response, that I went and made popcorn and sat in my comfy chair.” Honestly, there is far too little awareness about some of the most important things in life.
17. Yeah, That’ll Work
Angela B said: “BURN!” Seriously, after the pandemic, vaccines are a must. Furthermore, it still seems like some people don’t know how vaccines work. Anti-vaxxers are always prime targets for a comeback.
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18. That’s Got To Hurt
Hannah Edwards said: “Hahahahha“. Lots of people found this viral response hilarious. Never try to boast too much on the Internet.
19. How Dare We Give You The Correct Amount Of Change
Michelle M joked: “One cent would probably build them a house.” There’s being petty and then there’s being this person.
20. Bit Of A Stretch
Michelle M said: “What’s with people and body hair? If you like body hair, good for you. If you don’t, also good for you. No need to body shame someone for something that occurs naturally. It’s like insulting someone for having legs. I’m looking at you, female beauty standards“.
21. Seriously What Is Wrong With You
Helen Haley said: “I usually don’t agree with ministers, but yeah, I agree here.” Ministers unite against racist microaggressions. It’s just too out of touch with reality.
22. Good Luck To The Women In Your Future
Loretta said: “Dear men who consider this a good advice: I agree, please stay the f**k away from us.” These list of standards only means that the person has never encountered a human.
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23. Entitled Karen Getting Roasted
Sum Guy said: “People think they have the right to people because they see them on TV“. Celebrities are people too and deserve to have their boundaries respected.
24. This Bank Messed Up
Grumble O’Pug said: “*mic drop*“. Banks need to be careful on X. There’s really not much more to say over Public Citizen’s comeback.
25. Research Before You Sprouts Anything On Social Media
Grumble O’Pug said: “Angela Stanton King knows ZERO about Islamic art.” We should always think before we speak. Islam specifically forbids any kind of idol worship. Be very careful of a comeback if you don’t fact check.
26. Better Check Those Facts
Helen Haley said: “Damn. Even threw in the dad and a handy.” It is easy to claim something as a fact. It is far more important to prove its factuality.
27. Handle With Care
Michelle M said: “‘As a man, the only emotion you should show is forest hack-saw domination’, said, a conservative.” Even the most normal actions can’t escape scrutiny sometimes.
28. Why Go Out Of Your Way To Be This Way?
similarly said: “I admit, I have a pretty good life … but I’ve suffered chronic depression since I was a kid. There’s no logic to depression.“
29. The Spanish Anthem
Sasy said: “Learn something everyday.” This one educated us all. Also, please be certain to know about a foreign culture before commenting on it.
30. Once Wasn’t Enough, The Fight Continues
CatWoman312 said: ” And this is just straight up irony. “We’ll kill for pro-life”” Both groups are extremely wrong, and acts of terrorism should not be justified by any reasoning.
31. Rip Sportsball Fan
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing said: “I completely support LGBTQ rights because LGBTQ people are the same as us heterosexuals, they just have different romantic preferences. They don’t deserve to be treated as less than us…“
32. God vs. Humanity
Sum Guy said: “Not just that, his first 2 people were cancelled for eating a fruit he made.” Cancel culture dates back to the beginning of humanity.
33. Trying To Gatekeep Conversations
Chrissie Mörbe said: “What the actual f*ck is the original poster thinking? This must be one of the stupidest things I have ever read.“
34. I’ve Had A 32″ TV For Longer Than I’d Like To Admit
Sanne H. said: “There is a difference between “old rich” and “new rich” here. Old rich (families that are wealthy for many generations) don’t usually show off.“
35. Oh, No! Anything But That!
UncleRussian said: “US heath insurance is a scam… And textbooks are a scam… And minimum wage is a scam… Basically everything is a scam.”
36. The Ol’ Switcheroo
Ancsuri said: “I still dont get it, why some people think that vaccination is evil, and but mumbo-jumbo things offered on the internet will work to cure cancer.“
37. Who’s Fighting A Wolf?
Hannah Edwards “This is hilarious”. Fighting wolves is clearly on a lot of people’ minds in the USA. Why would any sane person want to fight an animal?
38. But How Will They Make Money If They Can’t Take Advantage Of People?!??
Grumble O’Pug “Boycotting Uber is easy.” Uber as a company is known worldwide for their poor working conditions. Simply stating the fact is enough of a comeback
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39. What Are Crab Cakes?
NsG said: “anyone who isn’t within walking distance of a school shooting”… OP was having a really bad day and blasted that comeback as hard as he could.
40. Reading Doctor
Basil Ignatov said: “Sounds like the symptoms of covid…so people without vaccination tend to get covid symptoms … Who’d ave guessed?“
41. I Don’t Really Know If This Counts But.
UncleRussian says: “1) why would you be this pretentious in the first place 2) why would you be so pretentious on a god damn memes page…“
42. Just So We’re Clear
UncleRussian said: “Shrek is love, Shrek is life don’t know what to tell ya man“. But, honestly, everyone has their own bodily preferences.
43. It’s Almost As If
just me says: “I am in favor of unions, but… They need to protect the integrity of a profession and not just the workers. Police unions shouldn’t protect dirty cops. Teacher/education unions shouldn’t protect abusive staff.“
44. Her Actions Cannot Be Justified No Matter What
Truth Monster says: “He was trying to create a new line of skin care products…to sell in baskets….” Please do not overlook a villain for any reason. Also, what a comeback!
45. I Know A Peacock When I See One
A B C says: “What an avaricious arsehole blue is.” People, please don’t speak about self-worth when you do not know your own.
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