24. Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza
Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza returned to great fanfare—but it’s still the same structural disaster it always was. It’s built with two crispy tortillas layered with beans, ground beef, cheese, and sauce. Sounds fun, right? But the moment you take your first bite, it collapses. The bottom tortilla turns soggy fast, the top cracks apart, and the fillings spill out all over. The cheese is usually unevenly melted, and the sauce tastes like canned enchilada mix. It’s hard to eat without a fork, and even then it’s more like scooping up fast-food lasagna with a crunchy plate. If you’re going to splurge, at least go with a burrito that holds itself together.