Jade Small
Jade Small
December 4, 2024 ·  3 min read

50+ Cruises Later: 9 Things I Always Avoid Buying Onboard

As a seasoned cruiser with over 50 voyages under her belt, Amanda Adler has learned the hard way where not to spend her money on board. While splurging on spa treatments, fine dining, and cocktails can elevate the experience, there are certain items and services that are simply not worth the cost. Here’s her advice on what to skip on your next cruise.

Balcony Rooms Come with Too Many Drawbacks

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My family prefers a porthole stateroom to a balcony stateroom. Amanda Adler

Though balcony staterooms seem like a luxurious choice, they often fall short of expectations. Limited seating space makes them impractical for larger groups, and outside factors like noise, cigarette smoke, and light intrusion can detract from the experience. Instead, Amanda opts for staterooms with portholes, which offer privacy and scenic views without the hefty price tag.

All-Inclusive Drink Packages Are Hard to Justify

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Too many alcoholic drinks leave me feeling woozy, so I steer clear of buying the unlimited drinks package. Amanda Adler

Unlimited drink packages sound like a good deal but can be difficult to break even on. Amanda calculated that she’d need to drink six high-priced cocktails every day to make it worthwhile. For her, paying for drinks à la carte saves money and helps avoid the downsides of overindulging.

Specialty Cups Often Go Unused

Royal Caribbean decanter
I’ve never used this Royal Caribbean decanter at home. Amanda Adler

Those branded hurricane glasses and souvenir mugs may seem fun in the moment, but Amanda finds they rarely get used once she’s home. Before buying one, consider whether it will become a treasured keepsake or just another item collecting dust in your cabinet.

Bottled Water Is an Expensive Necessity

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Pack a reusable water bottle to enjoy free water and avoid using plastic. Amanda Adler

Hydration is crucial on a cruise, but buying plastic water bottles onboard adds up quickly. Amanda recommends bringing a refillable water bottle to use at the ship’s water stations. Not only does it save money, but it’s also an eco-friendly alternative.

Bar Food Isn’t Worth the Extra Cost

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I can find most of the bar snacks at home, so I try to take advantage of the unique onboard dining options. Amanda Adler

With so many complimentary dining options on board, paying extra for soggy nachos or other mediocre bar snacks doesn’t make sense. Amanda advises skipping the bar menu and exploring the ship’s diverse dining venues instead.

Luxury Purchases Are Best Left for Land

Rolex watch
I recommend buying luxury watches when you’re back on land. Amanda Adler

Cruise boutiques may tempt you with luxury items like designer watches and jewelry, but Amanda avoids them. Without reliable internet to verify authenticity or market value, it’s easy to make a purchase you’ll regret later.

Duty-Free Deals Are Overrated

mulled wine
I brought home mulled wine from Europe only to realize that my grocery store at home sells it. Amanda Adler

Though duty-free shops promise savings on alcohol and perfumes, Amanda has found that similar deals are often available at home. Unless it’s a rare liquor you can’t find locally, skip the hassle of carrying fragile bottles home.

Staged Photos Lack Authenticity

family photo with Olaf
Many onboard photo packages offer underwhelming backdrops. Amanda Adler

Cruise photographers often offer staged photo packages, but Amanda finds them underwhelming. Instead, she captures candid moments with her smartphone or hires a professional photographer for family portraits to preserve genuine memories.

Onboard Internet Is Overpriced

Mac laptop
I stay unplugged as much as possible when I’m on a cruise. Amanda Adler

Staying connected at sea can be costly and frustrating. Internet packages on cruises are often slow and expensive. Amanda suggests using the time to unplug, and if necessary, waiting until you’re in port to find reliable Wi-Fi.

Conclusion: Spend Wisely and Savor the Experience

Cruising can be a luxurious and memorable experience if you spend your money on the right things. Avoid unnecessary expenses like balcony rooms, drink packages, or impulse purchases, and instead focus on the activities and amenities that truly enhance your voyage. With these tips, you’ll enjoy your time at sea without breaking the bank.

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