Jade Small
Jade Small
October 25, 2024 ·  10 min read

15 Things Kelly Ripa’s Kids Aren’t Allowed To Do (And 5 Ways They’re Completely Normal)

Being a mom sure isn’t easy. All of the books moms read probably didn’t mention that it gets even harder. As the kids grow up, moms are pulled in so many different directions with choices. How will parents raise them? Can they have sugar after dinner? How old until they can date? These questions could go on forever and leave Mom restless. Every second of the day they must make a call as a mommy. Some calls will come from the gut and make moms feel 100% settled, while others will linger in her mind as she wonders if option B is a better choice. Regardless, the parent makes the calls!

Every child is different, so different rules and parenting styles are needed for each kid. It is often difficult to make these rules and not feel judged by other parents. Whether they decide to be a strict parent, let things slide, or make their own laws; consistency is key. Kelly Ripa may run a tight ship but she sure knows how to be a mom. People may agree or disagree with her parenting style, but we can all agree Kelly Ripa is raising a strong crew! Maybe fans will incorporate a few new Ripa Rules in their homes or realize she is the same as any regular mom!

1. Family Dinners Are Required

Family time can be hard to make when kids are in sports, school, and parents are working. Ripa does not let that get in the way. She told ABC News, “We are having family dinner every night, no matter what. It means so much to the kids, it means so much to me. Does it always go as planned? Of course not.” If it’s pizza night or a quick kitchen dinner, standing up or sitting down, the Ripa’s will eat together! What a good tradition to make sure happens. Parents can learn so much about their kids’ lives just from listening to their day.

2. Eloping Is A-Okay

This love story will make you fall more in love with the couple and help you realize this strict mommy is totally down to earth. Ripa and Consuelos definitely did not have a boujee engagement or wedding. According to thisisinsider.com, Consuelos proposed to Ripa over pizza and wine. Sounds like they would fit in perfectly with all the Netflix and pizza proposals nowadays! They quickly zipped off to Las Vegas and eloped in 1996. To me, that sounds like true love! Even though many may troll the couple for running a tight ship, we think they are pretty down to earth!

3. They’re Taking Over The Family Business

Many young boys grow up wanting to be just like their daddy! Ripa’s son Michael has grown up watching his dad, Mark, on CW’s series Riverdale. Just like dad, Michael will be starring in season 3 of Riverdale. Michael has been cast to play the younger version of dad’s character Hiram Lodge. Mommy is so proud of her TV villains as she posted a picture congratulating the “handsomer” Hiram, claiming their parental rights to 10% of his earnings. She may need to put in a dating rule for this new Hollywood star because he sure has the looks!

4. It’s A Trip, Not A Vacation

Parents know the lavish family vacations they plan don’t always turn into dreamy spa treatments with daiquiris on the beach. Usually, it entails a few diaper blowouts, sandy sandwiches, and some bad sunburns. Regardless, the trip is always a wonderful memory, but definitely not as relaxing as you imagined. Ripa expressed that she and her family are easily like the rest of us on vacation to People Magazine. Her tired look tells it all and makes her seem a tad bit normal! She too takes her kids on fun trips, but I assume her house rules still apply! Who needs a phone at the beach anyways?

5. Joking And Fun Are Mandatory

Like momma said, Instagram is not private and Lola certainly takes advantage of this. Lola heckles her parents on Instagram and it is very entertaining. According to hollywoodlife.com, Ripa posted a photo with her husband and Lola commented, “If I see one more thing about Comic Con.” Kelly hilariously clapped back at her, commenting, “You should turn off your phone and clean your room.” Just wait, it gets better! Ripa then posted another couple’s photo captioning “Prom with #daddy (it’s a Riverdale thing).” Lola quickly trolled back “Lol but your prom pic will never get as many likes as me and @tar3kfahmy.” Ripa instantly replied, “Did you clean your room yet?” Sounds like the household knows how to have a little fun in between all the rules!

6. Mind Your Manners

If there is one rule on this list to take back home to your family, it’s this one! Thank you cards will never go out of style. They will forever be classic, special, and timeless. Ripa’s son requested not to receive presents at his party because he did not want to have to write the thank you cards. He must have experienced a bad hand cramp to turn down presents to avoid thank you cards! Her little boy is growing to be a nice gentleman with all she is teaching him! Manners are important in the Ripa household. Fabulous rule, Kelly! Thank you!

7. No Junk Food In The House

Based on Ripa’s ageless skin and rocking body, I am sure a donut has not touched her lips in ages. We know obesity is rising in children and adults, so this rule is great. Ripa is all about balance, so of course, they indulge in pizza night as a family! But she is all about a fruit bowl over a chip cabinet. Teaching balance and nutrition at a young age is so important. Plus, when you have the money for a personal chef, I am sure they can make you some delicious black bean avocado brownies as a treat! Yum.

8. You Must Earn Your Privileges Back

Ripa describes Lola losing her computer and phone “like taking away oxygen.” Many teens would easily agree. Although she does not budge on allowing them to earn back the mobile devices, her kids can put on a strong debate to change a few house rules. Lola easily won daddy’s heart in a recent argument when she asked them to extend her curfew after prom. Ripa told Ryan on her live show, “She wore him down to the point where he got so weak he started counter-offering against himself and she swooped him and made the deal.” Maybe daddy should work on the bad cop role more often?

9. Don’t Forget Study Hour

Phones are such a distraction these days! Do you really think you could put your phone away for one whole hour without checking it? Some moms may think Ripa’s rule is outdated, but we think it is great for our tech-savvy times. No phones during homework time! Children can retain more information when they are focused and engaged. Those phones make for a huge distraction during learning time. Don’t test Ripa either; if you are caught with it, you lose it! Plus, they can set their phone down for a few hours to complete their work. Trust me, they will survive!

10. She Loves To Embarrass Them Online

We all know Kelly Ripa and her husband are looking great! Ripa loves to show off her work in the gym and posts some steamy bikini photos on social media. Ripa doesn’t care if she embarrasses her kids when sharing her personal life or photos on Instagram. Her kids may dislike the photos she posts of them, which she kindly takes down, but they are not allowed to hate on her feed! Lola was mortified by mommy’s Taylor Swift “Shake It Off” remake video, but Ripa thought she looked good. Talk about confidence! Also, don’t try to troll her post because she will shut you right down! Mom power, love it!

11. Snooping Is Totally Allowed

No one likes when someone is all up in their business, but in the Ripa household, it’s a norm. If you leave your phone on the table while using the bathroom, it’s fair game to go through. Ripa shared a story on the air about her snooping techniques. She said, “I walked into her room and she wasn’t there. But there was her phone, which isn’t supposed to be in her room during study hours. So I was like, ‘let me just accidentally dial in her code’ […] I saw a lot of things like ‘so-and-so responded to your Instagram’ or ‘so-and-so liked your photo.’ She was in the bathroom showering.” Well, on a positive note, her kids definitely won’t be trying to hide anything from mommy.

12. No Missing A Calendar Event

We all know the rule goes, when you write in your calendar in pen, it’s a done deal. I am sure Kelly Ripa uses Sharpies to write in hers because she does not let her kids miss an event on the calendar. This rule is fabulous. Teaching her kids at a young age about commitment is amazing. If your brother’s soccer game is Friday, you best be there, even if a better opportunity arises. This is a great life lesson and will help create great qualities in her kiddos. Kelly even loves the paper calendar because she definitely won’t miss a school pick-up!

13. The Kids Can’t Call Her Out

Being on a talk show can’t be easy! Trying to entertain, share your life with the world, but also keep things private seems like a challenge. Ripa has made it clear to her kids they are not allowed to call her out on live TV. During a cooking segment, Ripa attempted to recall a recent conversation with Lola, but she chimed in, claiming, “That is not what you said!” Ripa instantly turned it around, “I just remembered I am not your friend, I am your mother.” LOL! Point for mom! They may not be able to call her out, but they sure can have a good time messing with each other!

14. Spanish Is A Must

Ripa is adamant about her children learning their heritage. Her husband Mark Consuelos is of Mexican descent, so learning Spanish is a must! Kelly said, “We’re really hard on them. If they don’t speak Spanish, they won’t be allowed to get a car. That’s how it works.” Although Lola was recently caught not studying hard enough, Kelly made it clear that consequences would be given! Parents are doing their kids a favor by insisting on learning another language. A second language is a great quality to have that opens up so many doors.

15. Phone Rules

Ripa makes it clear that phones are a privilege and not a right! Kids aren’t allowed to have phones when they want them, and they certainly can’t be on them when they are supposed to be in study mode. Kelly has rules in place for both her children and won’t hesitate to take their phones away if they disobey! One time, Lola tried to outsmart her mother and purchased a burner phone without permission. This was a huge mistake, and Ripa put her detective skills to work, uncovering the little sneak! Who could even hide from Kelly Ripa?

Conclusion

In conclusion, while Kelly Ripa enforces some strict household rules, her parenting approach ultimately reflects her desire to instill good values and morals in her children. Amidst the guidelines, her family dynamic showcases a relatable side that resonates with many. They engage in playful banter, making jokes and having fun together, which is a hallmark of typical family life. Ripa emphasizes the importance of manners, requiring her kids to write thank-you notes, a practice that remains timeless and essential.

She’s also open about snooping on her children’s phones, a reality that many parents can relate to as they navigate concerns about privacy and safety. Her established phone rules mirror the struggles many families face with technology today. Finally, their commitment to family dinners emphasizes the importance of connection, a value cherished in countless households. So, while Kelly may be a celebrity, she navigates motherhood just like any regular mom, balancing discipline with love and laughter.

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